Showing posts with label quote of the day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quote of the day. Show all posts

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Quote of the Day

"You know, I don't think I'm going to do this today."

-Senior Ben Debus after being handed the essay portion of the AP English Literature exam.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Quote of the Day

“I hope he arouses the fire that’s dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul. I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger.”

-Valedictorian Michael Hinojosa, addressing the rumors of a last-minute transfer student with a 98.6 GPA, taking a page out of Ichiro Suzuki's book.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Quote of the Day

"I was scared. Scared that the cops were going to pepper spray us again."

-Unnamed freshman

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Quote of the Day

"Let's go bang bang, Ms. Podhrasky."
[class goes wild]
"Permission to enter forcefield?"

-Exchange between statistics student and teacher

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Quote of the Day

A Hillcrest student explains why Jewish people celebrate Easter.

"Why not? They still believe that He rose and stuff like that."

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Quote of the Day

Taken from an actual rough draft of a newspaper story. (Click for zoomed-in view.)







"Although my recent visit for a first taste ever at one of their hot dogs."

Fine journalism, folks. Fine journalism.