Is it possible the ghost of our third president has left the Democratic-Republicans and joined the Crips? Is the spirit trying to give us directions? Is this the beginning to National Treasure 3?
Color of choice: Blue. American? Yes.
When asked about the dilemma, AP U.S. History teacher Sue Blanchette said, "Phooey! I always knew that Jefferson was a dirty fellow. You don't see Alexander Hamilton doing such a thing. Now he was a classy individual."
It is believed that the ex-president/ex-governor/ex-breathing human is setting up his base of operations in the 214 area code (pictured below). What is clear to us at The Cyclone is that the ghost of Jefferson is not too familiar with the streets of the area, or common English language for that matter.
The ghost appears to be trying to send some sort of message. From the photo above, it seems that there could be two possibilities of his reasoning. 1) He could be trying to give his home address (I believe he attempted to spell Webb Chapel), but spelled it absolutely wrong (it's April 20, after all), or 2) The ghost of Thomas Jefferson is getting remarried at the Wedd Chappel, and used his texting lingo.
Mr. Cuevas, assistant principal and certified ghost-hunter, is in the process of assembling a team to fight the ghouls and ghosts that have begun to go to war with Hillcrest. He has asked students to give any information on the whereabouts of this man.
Might I remind you, this is not the first presidential ghost to do this in the year 2009. Woodrow Wilson made sure his presence was felt when he did the same earlier in February. Presidential conspiracy? Expect the next strike to come from Millard Fillmore.
Fillmore? I woulda guessed Lincoln...
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