Today I brought my handy-dandy laptop to school. A run-down of life as a senior.
8:42- I arrive to school. I walk in the doors, and proceed to the metal detector. The “security guard” asks my friend whether she has pepper spray in her bag.
8:50- I stroll into AP English Literature with the hit-list writing Dr. McGaffey. I simply ask her what we are doing today, and she responds: Nothing. My heart flutters. Less than half of the class is here.
8:59- The internets at our school are not working. The fluttering ceases. I begin to watch Step Brothers.
9:37- Absolutely doing nothing. Why are we here.
9:45- First period ends to my delight.
9:50- Second period AP Statistics begins. 7 people are here. Seriously?
10:13- All of statistics has been spent playing Catchphrase. Boys vs. girls, the boys shall conquer all.
10:31- How the hell are we supposed to get antihistamine?
10:40- Second period ends.
10:45- Teacher is absent!
10:58- Mmmm Potbelly…
11:46- Back to school to see the man, the myth, the legend, Mr. Baldridge. Once again more than half of the class has failed to show up. Baldridge tells us how much he hates us, and is trying to beat us up.
11:46- He didn’t say or do any of those things, I was kidding.
12:05- I have begun to iChat with Mr. Baldridge, as he sits 10 feet away. Class population= 6.
12:56- The creation of the Hillcrest Cyclone advertisement is almost complete. And that’s how I spent all of 4th period.
1:09- “I want to be the kind of grandpa where I am just kind of like a crazy old man. I want to be the guy who jumps off of the yacht into the water and says, ‘Come on in guys! The water just got a little warmer!’” -Mr. Baldridge
1:15- 4th period ends.
1:20- Newspaper begins. Coincidentally, so does nap time.
1:58- Counting the minutes until school ends. Having a little fun on Urban Dictionary. Notable words: duck butt, Lizzie McGuire, a few others as well
2:10- 5th ends, off to Calculus
2:13- Mrs. Lucy says she does not want to see us after we have taken our AP exam, so I follow her directions.
2:22- Home. Educational day is over.
2:44- Gotten a few good games of FIFA 09 in, and it’s time to head back to school for a little baseball. TGIMFF
2:50- Back to the Crest. What a Friday. Everyone have a magnificent weekend.
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This is why senior year is being a senior is awesome.
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ReplyDeleteyou suck at fifa 09.
ReplyDeleteFYI - the girls DOMINATED at CatchPhrase. You know it's true...you were there, right?
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