In the wake of Major League Baseball's breaking news earlier today regarding Manny Ramirez, members of Hillcrest baseball have stepped forward and admitted their drug usage.
The drug being taken into account in both situations is hCG, or commonly known as human chorionic gonadotropin. hCG is a women's fertility drug typically used by steroid users to restart their body's natural testosterone production.
"Yeah, I took hCG," said sophomore Spencer Klein. "SO WHAT? IT'S NOT LIKE I DID STEROIDS OR ANYTHING!" Klein said as he threw a chair against the wall of the baseball locker room.
Klein is not the only Hillcrest Panther to admit usage of the drug. Junior Phillip Sartain has had his run-ins with hCG as well.
"Did I do hCG? Yes," Sartain said. "But I didn't use it for any steroid-related purposes at all."
I was befuddled, but the rest of the Hillcrest Panther baseball team denied further comment on the issue, although this might explain Paul Seitz's unnaturally cherub-like looks.
Lesson learned. Male athletes should probably stay away from women's fertility medicine. No suspensions have been handed down by the school or district as of yet.
Sorry for the lack of postage yesterday, Jeff W and I have recently finished a run of 4 AP tests in 4 days. Wait what's that smell? Oh, it's an FML.
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Damn hCG, its contagious.
ReplyDeleteps: 'an' FML?
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ReplyDeleteKiddos, when using an abbreviation, you go with the first letter's pronunciation. Thus - AN "eff em ell." If it were THX, it would be A "tee aych ex."
ReplyDeleteAnd if that's not the rule of grammar then I'm going to be really embarrassed.