Hillcrest High School Throws A Curveball

In searching for a more efficient way to schedule classes, the administration at our fine institution has decided to adopt the unorthodox plan of having a 47 classes a day. Switching from seven 55 minute classes to 47 8 minute classes is believed to maximize a student's learning diversity.

The change comes under new Headmaster Ronald Jones, who will be taking over for Mr. Albus Shelton next fall.

"This is for the best. Now a student may take six different English classes, nine different math classes, as well as 23 different types of foreign languages," said Jones. "Are you going to tell me that that is not amazing?"

Many see a problem with this scheme, and doubt it will work. The fact that the classes are eight minutes long serves as one potential road block.

"What the [expletive] [expletive] am I supposed to teach in eight [expletive] minutes?" said math teacher Mrs. Alverson. "That's barely enough time for Blake Atwell to pass up his homework!"

"Wait," said Atwell with a look of horror on his face, "that's not enough time for me to do my homework during class!"

As I stated before, the changing of the guard of Hillcrest High School is underway. Interim Headmaster Shelton will be taking his abilities somewhere else, and our school will be graced with the likes of Ronald Jones. Jones is believed to come from Benjamin Franklin Middle School. Are we really supposed to believe this? The Cyclone will dig deep into the past.

We are truth. We will uncover not only the magical abilities of Mr. Jones, but his intentions for our school as well.

TGIF