Hillcrest Cyclone 1st Annual FUN-raiser (lulz)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another week load of spine-melting news coverage.


Now let's begin. Although The Cyclone grosses over $450,000 daily, we would love to entertain your support of our "news source." In the upcoming Hillcrest Hurricane (our "official" school newspaper), The Cyclone would love to to place an advertisement. This is totally up to our readership, but let's make this something more than a cult-following. The advertisement costs $90 and you can contact us at hillcrest.cyclone@gmail.com or in P-5 during all of 4th period. Pitch in for a good laugh. If you want to.


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Happy Monday.

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UPDATE: Grand total of $7. We're on pace!
Donations may range from $1 to $978. Nothing more, nothing less.

Thank you for your continued support of The Cyclone.