Known to many as the kid who managed to shatter both of his legs last year, junior Paul Seitz, despite his cherubic looks, is up to no good... still.
The Cyclone set up a trap hidden camera to see just how "innocent" this baby-faced kiddo was. Seen below is Seitz, who has the undeniable urge to steal anything and everything his eye catches. The loot in this case, a hotel room key, which was speculated to be used by Seitz in order to get into our room in the depths of the night. What he had planned we may never know.
In response to this video, Paul Seitz made the claim that "this wasn't him," and we "had the wrong guy."
The Cyclones' rebuttal to Seitz's claims:
The Cyclone sees a resemblance between the video klepto and the cute kid above. So next time you are missing a pencil, shoe, wallet, or maybe even a fragment of your soul, know that Paul Seitz very well could have been behind it. Well, either him or that damned Matthew Talley/Mohammed Talib.
U of M would rather see good grades than a humorous post. Get to studying Boy!
ReplyDeleteI have have been scarred by this "cherubs" klepto activities, not only does it cause me great stress but I still can't find the innocence that he has stolen from me
ReplyDeleteim missing a pair of flip flops. i think paul came all the way over here to take them.
ReplyDeleteseitz stole my virginity
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