From the get-go, we knew something was different. When Hillcrest started having "random" poo-spills, "brown pride" graffitti, and principals stepping down (or overthrown possibly), we saw a connection. When first examining the case of "Matthew," we first believed he might be part ghost; some sort of evil spirit. Although we could almost see through him, when we failed to stick our arms through his chest we became discouraged.
On April 9th, The Cyclone followed this mysterious student back to a cave about an hour and a half away from Hillcrest. What seemed odd then, only got odder. When we were ready to pursue into the cave, we were stopped by armed guards, none of which spoke English. We left the cave that day with broken hearts and browned pants, but our spirits were unbroken. We were going to get to the bottom of this.
On April 13th at 1800 hours, The Cyclone caught a break. While "Talley" was playing in a Hillcrest High School baseball game, we gained access to the Mattcave. What happened next can only be described as shocking. Jeff Wilke and I found manuscripts containing a foreign text that we could not analyze. We then did the only thing we could do. We took the manuscripts to Dr. James Wright, master of world culture.
"To me it looks like this is a list of demands of some sort," Dr. Wright said. "Then again, it could just be a bunch of scribbles, I don't really know how to read this."
We trusted Dr. Wright's opinion on the fact that this must be a hit-list or radical demands. Aside from the document, we found a passport that belonged to a Mohammed Talib. As we soon found out, Mohammed Talib changed his name to Matthew Talley in order to Americanize himself to relieve suspicion. But suspicion of what?
It all makes sense. Who spilled [explitive] all over our hallways (also known as a biological attack)? Who pressured Dr. Crawford out of office when a certain someone wanted to put his own regime in place? Who would have reason to spray paint "brown pride" on all walls of the school? (Note from Jeff: ...Somewhat of a stretch even by our standards. Talley's pretty pasty.) And finally, who arrived to Hillcrest shortly before all of this took place? (Hint: Matthew Talley/Mohammed Talib)
When the story of Mohammed Talib leaked to the student body, many students didn't care at all. But some did. One of whom was marine Kevan Montgomery.
"This is America, we have rules. 1) Speak American, 2) If you're a terrorist, we will get you, and 3) God Bless America," said Montgomery. "Personally, I think Momwad Tleeb (Mohammed Talib) is offensive and un-American and we're gonna get'm."
The Cyclone has no knowledge of future attacks of any sort by the Talib regime, but what we do know, is that nobody is safe. Talib has men everywhere. Footage found from the cave tells us that he is not alone. He will find you. He will capture you. He will have somebody cut off your [expletive].
Mohammed Talib Autobiography
"Talley sent us?"
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